Moms & Dads, what is/was your MOST embarrassing moment...caused by your children? We're not talking about being pg & peeing on yerself...that's simply a pg-thing. I mean something your little darlings had a hand in. Could be something they SAID...or something they DID. One child...or ALL of your children, LOL.

At a store? In front of a neighbor? In front of company? At the IL's house? Funeral? Wedding? In church?

The Zoo Keeper,
~Nikki~
Rocking Motocross Momma to Dakota, Cheyanne & ^Lane^ 12/4/96, @ 33.3wks.
The fastest Quad Racing SuperTwins in the state of IL!!

errr...what happens in Georgia stays in Georgia.

Right in my own home! One of my triplets told his Occupational Therapist (A WOMAN) that she "has a mustache!" WHAT???????!!!!!!!! Someone PLEASE put a muzzle on that kid!!!!

Amy
Mom to:
G 00
B 01
BBB 02

My DS drew a picture of himself & me at school.
The photo had two circles on the chest. HUM. The teacher & I were anxious to find out what the circle were.
He told me (as he reached in my shirt...) "those are your private things ...brats." Or does he mean BREAST? lol

The was ready to pee my pants laughing. My face had to be bright red.

Julie
Mom to g,b,b (ETM)
and SUPRISE baby girl (K)

"Even the worst day with my children is better than a good day at work."

Sissy!

The Zoo Keeper,
~Nikki~
Rocking Motocross Momma to Dakota, Cheyanne & ^Lane^ 12/4/96, @ 33.3wks.
The fastest Quad Racing SuperTwins in the state of IL!!

We have a parakeet that dh HATES! DESPISES! LOATHES! Dh cannot stand the constant chatter and mess. I don't even notice when the thing starts squawking.

Anyway, a few years ago, dh jokingly said that when the parakeet dies, we are going to Chucky Cheese...to celebrate. "Ddddaaaddd, that's so mean!"

A few weeks later, at the kids dental appointment, dd's dental hygienist asked her if she had any pets. Erin's reply, "Yes, we have a parakeet. And Daddy said that if we let him kill it, he will take us to Chucky Cheese!" The look on the hygienists face was priceless! I wanted to crawl in a hole. However, on the way home in the van, I laughed until I cried!

I have tears in my eye laughing!

Thanks

Julie
Mom to g,b,b (ETM)
and SUPRISE baby girl (K)

"Even the worst day with my children is better than a good day at work."

OMGosh, isn't it hysterical how the kids interpret what you say???????

The Zoo Keeper,
~Nikki~
Rocking Motocross Momma to Dakota, Cheyanne & ^Lane^ 12/4/96, @ 33.3wks.
The fastest Quad Racing SuperTwins in the state of IL!!

OK, if Cheyanne wasn't a blonde.....we'd have to dye her hair, no joke!

This morning, Chey & Dak are burning rubber out of the driveway, heading to school on their BIKES, ok? They're out in the street, 1/2 way to the corner, pumping fast bcz they're running behind. Chey, turns her head, hollers over her shoulder to her dad, "SO, ARE WE GOING TO WALK HOME TODAY?".

DH recovers faster than I would have, and hollers back, "Cheyanne, how are you getting TO school?!".

"OH, YAA..."

OMG, I swear, that girl... I, SERIOUSLY, wonder how she's going to make it through life! LOL LOL LOL.

Thank God it was DH outside this morning, I would still be standing there, rooted to the same spot, still shaking my head at her...wondering which MD I should call.

Girls & Guys, this single act of "DUH!" is the norm for Chey, LOL. I could probably post something shocking everyday. She HAS to be the FUNNIEST daughter on the planet. I seldom answer her when something "falls outta her mouth"...I usually hitch an eyebrow at her and she'll stop a second and say, "Ohhhh!, that was funny!".
Um, yaa...Durr!


She's all mine....all of you will have to find yer own hysterically blonde daughters, LOL. Never a dull moment....

The Zoo Keeper,
~Nikki~
Rocking Motocross Momma to Dakota, Cheyanne & ^Lane^ 12/4/96, @ 33.3wks.
The fastest Quad Racing SuperTwins in the state of IL!!

the one that jumps to mind is when we walked out of a lavatory and the kids explained to their dad who was of course surrounded by a crowd of men,
"mummy put a little nappy in her knickers".

i hated them then!

tess
mummy to 6yr old ds & the triumverate born 2004

"the days are slow but the years fly by quickly"

Nikki, my list is so long that you need to go make yourself one of those perfect cups of coffee and prop your feet up to read it! Here's the top three that pop into my head:

1. In the middle of Target, one dd shouts to the other, "Did you know that diarhea is when you get the squirts!?" I could hear people laughing several aisles over.

2. Or how about the time I had to call the service manager for our neighborhood when I discovered my children LITERALLY swinging from the chandelier in the dining room of our less-than-a-month old new house. They'd pulled it out of the ceiling and it was hanging by the wires. I'm sure he walked out of this house thinking, "they're gonna be a problem."

3. The countless times my nursing children exposed me in public and then laughed about it! One dd loved to play peek-a-boo with the blanket covering her. Good thing I was not real modest to begin with, right?!LOL Heck, at this point, if I had those nursing breasts back, I'd probably show 'em off myself! ROFLMBO