I've been madly googling all night long, searching Dr. Google, compiling theories, plotting algorithms, triangulating biorhythmic lunar cycles to exact degrees with the means, modes, medians and ranges to calculate precise ratios in an attempt to figure out why there seems to be some discord on TC this past week. After hours of grueling tests, including taking my own blood and urine samples, I've concluded...

We must just have that ultra-rare occurrence -- our cycles are synced. I mean ALL of our cycles are synced. Triplet moms across the country, nay, the globe are experiencing this effect. In the past, entire cultures have been wiped out by the all of the women being a well-oiled hormonally syncronized weapon of self and mass destruction. Wars have started, tribes have gone into extinction all because the women's cycles were synced.

This makes no difference if you've had a hysterectomy, gone through menopause or are currently pregnant, the chemistry in our bodies holds a memory of sorts. We are all in miserable, venomous, hormonal sync. Ever heard of 17-year-locusts? How do they know when they will all emerge? It just happens, doesn't it. Nature throws out an El Nino, and we must submit. I suggest this is the same.

It's indeed even rarer and a much more volatile combination when moms of triplet preschoolers' cycles are synced. I've done the research. It's crystal clear.

Let's just all take a deep breath and recognize it for what it is. It will pass. It's like the alignment of certain stars, but more like an impenetrable wave of female raging hormone that could shift the planet on its very axis.

Tomorrow, this rare occurrence will conclude and we should expect to find things more placid (if not normal).

Hold on ladies. We won't be in this misery for much longer.

Mom of: Kristi(25), Kevin(22), Kelli(20), Angus(8) and GGB - Ruca, Nadia and Max (6) Born 10-14-04 at 34 weeks.

Hon, you didn't have to do all that research, you should have just asked me! I'm the queen of PMS this week and there is NO CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE!!!!

Jes
B(GG) 8/04 34 wks
G 7/00

Just do an informal poll next time and ask us all where we are in our cycles, we'll spill the goods to you!

(kidding Loren, totally kidding )

Michelle

Tyler 17 1/2 years!!
Steph 15 1/2 years!!
Ayden, Ryley & Dylan 3 1/2 years!!
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You are so right. I am totally at that PMS part of my cycle, so isn't everyone. Everyone does what I do, right? Oh, that's my bitchiness coming out. SORRY.



Jamye

Love my GGG ~


2 years old.....How did that happen?
Born on 08/07/06

http://www.babysites.com/sites/3petes/