Moms & Dads, what is/was your MOST embarrassing moment...caused by your children? We're not talking about being pg & peeing on yerself...that's simply a pg-thing. I mean something your little darlings had a hand in. Could be something they SAID...or something they DID. One child...or ALL of your children, LOL.

At a store? In front of a neighbor? In front of company? At the IL's house? Funeral? Wedding? In church?

The Zoo Keeper,
~Nikki~
Rocking Motocross Momma to Dakota, Cheyanne & ^Lane^ 12/4/96, @ 33.3wks.
The fastest Quad Racing SuperTwins in the state of IL!!

OK, if Cheyanne wasn't a blonde.....we'd have to dye her hair, no joke!

This morning, Chey & Dak are burning rubber out of the driveway, heading to school on their BIKES, ok? They're out in the street, 1/2 way to the corner, pumping fast bcz they're running behind. Chey, turns her head, hollers over her shoulder to her dad, "SO, ARE WE GOING TO WALK HOME TODAY?".

DH recovers faster than I would have, and hollers back, "Cheyanne, how are you getting TO school?!".

"OH, YAA..."

OMG, I swear, that girl... I, SERIOUSLY, wonder how she's going to make it through life! LOL LOL LOL.

Thank God it was DH outside this morning, I would still be standing there, rooted to the same spot, still shaking my head at her...wondering which MD I should call.

Girls & Guys, this single act of "DUH!" is the norm for Chey, LOL. I could probably post something shocking everyday. She HAS to be the FUNNIEST daughter on the planet. I seldom answer her when something "falls outta her mouth"...I usually hitch an eyebrow at her and she'll stop a second and say, "Ohhhh!, that was funny!".
Um, yaa...Durr!


She's all mine....all of you will have to find yer own hysterically blonde daughters, LOL. Never a dull moment....

The Zoo Keeper,
~Nikki~
Rocking Motocross Momma to Dakota, Cheyanne & ^Lane^ 12/4/96, @ 33.3wks.
The fastest Quad Racing SuperTwins in the state of IL!!

Yes, I have one like that, too. Just the other day she was explaining in detail how even numbers are divisible by two and going on and on dazzling us with her math knowledge. Then she gives the following example: "So if you have eighteen kids and put them into two groups, each group will have twelve kids" Yep, she's my daughter. That's my Louisiana math coming through this top-notch education she's getting.

Thank you, but I have my own blonde daughter that keeps me entertained.

Matt had to take a make-up spelling test.

Dave to me: Did Matt Study for his Make-Up test?

Kate: Why in the world would Matt be taking a test about Make-up, he knows nothing about Make-up!


Me to Dave (explaining Dexter) See, he's a serial killer, but he only kills other serial killers, the guy dating his sister is a serial killer and he knows Dexter is a serial Killer, but Dexter doesn't know that he's the guy he's looking for..

Kate: Mommy, why does that man kill cereal?

MTM - mom to Michael(84),Stephan(85), Thomas, Matthew and Kathryn - born 12/27/99 at 32w 0 days